Scene pazasu, but dialogue pudusu

I thought of giving some pointers in changing the pulithupona dialogues in Tamil movies. Note- If your favorite scene or actor is massacred then it is purely intentional.

1. Hero gets married against the wishes of his parents. Some time later they meet each other.

Pazaiya Father: Ayya, nee inda veetula ellama, nanga ellorum nadaipinamma irundom pa

New Dialogue: Ayya, nee inda veetula ellama, nanga ellorum zombies matri irundom pa

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2. Hero’ friends are greedy on him, as he can “correct” girls easily.

Pazaiya Friend: Dei, ivanuku udambellam macham da, pakura ella ponnayum madakiduran.

New Dialogue: Dei, evanuku matum eppadi Facebook’la ponnunga friend request kudukurangalo??

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3. Panjayat Scene. Very first dialogue

Side Actor: Ippadi ellarum pesamma irunda eppadi.

New Dialogue: Chat room’la login pannitu chating pannam silent’ta irukura matri irunda eppadi?

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4. Father scolding our hero,

Pazaiya Father: Kekuren elle, bathil solluda, ippadi mazaila nekura eruma madu matri iruke!!

New Dialogue: Client kita thitu vangure IT Manager matri eppadi pesama irunda eppadi?

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5. Hero asks heroine, to run away and get married. Heroin replies,

Old Herione: Venam, enge annan’nugaluku ella oruliyum allunga irukange. Enga ponalum vidamatenge

New Dialogue: Venam da, enge bros ellam periya hackers, nan enge FB, email check pannalum IP Address vechi kadupudichiduvange!

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6. Police threatens our hero,

Old Police: Dei, un vetula ganja-va nangelle vechi, unna ulle thukipoturvum

New Dialogue: Dei, unnoda Twitter account-a nanga hack panni, government-a kevalam thiti tweet potu unna ulle thukipoturvum