44 days of sheer pain is over, now people can concentrate in their work, oh wait. IPL is on its way. No, I’m not going to subscribe for it; too much of cricket is not good for health. To wind-up the cricket season, here is an imaginary dialogue given by the captains of the World Cup participating countries. Some are serious, some little funny and some political.
1. Michael Clark (Australia) – We didn’t sledge. Did we?
2. Brendon McCullam (New Zealand) – The final should be played in New Zealand.
3. MS Dhoni (India) – We won’t take it back.
4. AB DeVillers (South Africa) – Rain Rain Go Away
5. Angelo Mathews (Sri Lanka) – We have a mystery bowler, so mystery that we didn’t make him play.
6. Jason Holder (West Indies) – Curtly Ambrose was our bowling coach. Believe it!
7. Misbah-ul-Haq (Pakistan) – Our team is a best fielding side. Rahat Ali you are fired.
8. William Porterifield (Ireland) – We beat West Indies or West Indies lost to us!
9. Eoin Morgan (England) – I’m not from England, I’m from Ireland.
10. Elton Chigambura (Zimbabwe) – Brendon is leaving Zimbabwe, a spot is free, anybody to take?
11. Mohammed Nabi (Afghanistan) – Bullets, Tanks and Cricket Balls
12. Khurram Khan (UAE) – We are World XI
13. Preston Mommsen (Scotland) – Oh! Did we play in this World Cup?
Did we miss someone, yes here he is...
14. Musrafee Morthaza (Bangladesh) – That was a no ball! Right? Please..
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